oh hello, i'm alan.



That "guy with the camera" - but there's so much more than just that

I'm very much into art. Music, drawing, writing, acting and most of all photography. My misogynistic statements are last ditch efforts to appear endearing, but seemingly my "sense of humor" attracts friends. Who knew? My best attribute is my knack for making things confusing and/or awkward. Sarcasm is like a second language to me, so if I insult you don't take it to heart I'm just messing with you. Sometimes i feel like i'm one of those hopeless romantics, because i loveee all that mush. I'm a pretty emotional guy, but i won't spill that all on you. Sometimes my mind goes in the gutter, but ya know it happens. I like civilized conversation.

I don't want to say I'm magical. But I do ride a unicorn. I think this is all you need to know, but I digress.
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Who am I? You sure you want to know? The story of my
life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody said it was a
happy little tale… if somebody told you I was just your average
ordinary guy, not a care in the world… somebody lied.

Spiderman.

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