oh hello, i'm alan.



That "guy with the camera" - but there's so much more than just that

I'm very much into art. Music, drawing, writing, acting and most of all photography. My misogynistic statements are last ditch efforts to appear endearing, but seemingly my "sense of humor" attracts friends. Who knew? My best attribute is my knack for making things confusing and/or awkward. Sarcasm is like a second language to me, so if I insult you don't take it to heart I'm just messing with you. Sometimes i feel like i'm one of those hopeless romantics, because i loveee all that mush. I'm a pretty emotional guy, but i won't spill that all on you. Sometimes my mind goes in the gutter, but ya know it happens. I like civilized conversation.

I don't want to say I'm magical. But I do ride a unicorn. I think this is all you need to know, but I digress.
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lol, I’m pretty sure I would do this at some point in my life.

  1. helloalan reblogged this from elea and added:
    lol, I’m pretty sure I would do this at some point in my life.
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    Excellent. Definitely takes a page from Improv Everywhere.
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