oh hello, i'm alan.



That "guy with the camera" - but there's so much more than just that

I'm very much into art. Music, drawing, writing, acting and most of all photography. My misogynistic statements are last ditch efforts to appear endearing, but seemingly my "sense of humor" attracts friends. Who knew? My best attribute is my knack for making things confusing and/or awkward. Sarcasm is like a second language to me, so if I insult you don't take it to heart I'm just messing with you. Sometimes i feel like i'm one of those hopeless romantics, because i loveee all that mush. I'm a pretty emotional guy, but i won't spill that all on you. Sometimes my mind goes in the gutter, but ya know it happens. I like civilized conversation.

I don't want to say I'm magical. But I do ride a unicorn. I think this is all you need to know, but I digress.
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I want to see this movie soo badly, but I don’t remember the name :/

This is one of my favorite photo’s I have taken.

sleep deprived.

his mind, contrived. under the influence. easily influenced. movers and shakers. givers and takers. young and done. this only happens once. you’re losing your chance. losing weight. losing time. losing faith. living life. speak now, think later. shake it off. run to the edge of the earth, look back with no remorse.

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You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack… it grew by one. So there… there were two of us in the wolf pack… I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, “Wait a second, could it be?” And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine.

Alan, The Hangover

“Totally Like Whatever, You Know?” by Taylor Mali

Either write something worth reading, or do something worth writing.

— Ben Franklin

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DRAGONETTE — Pick Up The Phone
(Michael di Francesco / Van She mix)

_very good song.

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